colfersaurusrex: I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
We haven’t met yet. I wonder about you everyday..like who are you? What’s your name? What will you look like? Will your eyes be a soft brown? Will you have short hair or dreads that brush your back? Will you have a smile that sets the butterflies in my stomach free to fly? Would you hold me during the thunderstorm? Would you look at me like I was the most precious rough in a pack of...
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?
The Black Woman
Demean me. Belittle me to a particle in this universe but I am the very fiber of your being. Tell me who I am and who I am not so the fire flickering in my soul will burn even brighter. You tell me who I am, a Jezebel with fiery red to electric blue pony hair with nails like crescent moons painted with cheetah prints Hoop earrings like full moons dangling from my earlobes. You tell...